1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
It's a graphic novel, so not really sure about the line part.
Wet Moon v3: "I kinda still wish we got, like, the same tattoo? Not like the same tattoo, but...like linked tattoos, or...two halves of the same thing?" (I chose the 4th speech bubble)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Bissell Multi-purpose Cleaner Citrus.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Something on HGTV. We don't have cable anymore so I never watch TV unless I'm somewhere else.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:53

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
David's music, a fan, Buttercup crying to get out of the office for NO REASON.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was last outside when I was coming home from work and unlocking the front door.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Photoshop.

9. What are you wearing?
Grey Hello Kitty shirt with a black tank underneath, dark jeans rolled up to the knees, and that's it since I kicked off my work shoes.

10. Did you dream last night?
I'm sure I did, but I can't ever remember my dreams anymore unless they're bad.

11. When did you last laugh?
David was holding Buttercup and making her do the "talk to the hand" thing. It was adorable.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Bulletin board, calendar, old work schedules, lots of photos.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I am appalled by the amount of elderly white men who go shopping at Home Depot in cut off Daisy Duke short shorts.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It passes the time.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Taxi Driver earlier today with David. Robert DeNiro looked soooooooooo different when he was young.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A nice house, a nice car for me and a nice car for David, horses, land, lots and lots of clothes and shoes.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
You're a quiz. You don't know anything about me.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Honestly, I would ban religion. It's done more harm than good, I think.

19. Do you like to dance?
Only when I'm all by myself.

20. George Bush:
No thank you?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Violet.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Martin.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Only in France or Egypt.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
The Egyptians were right.